Some really funny stuff!!!!

Who would have thought that inanimate objects have a gender.  This is truly hilarious.







You may not know that many non-living things have a

gender. For example:



1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold

everything in, but you can see right through them.



2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it

takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective

reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but

can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.



3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often

over-inflated.



4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go

anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of

course, there's the hot air component.



5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and

retain water.



6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.



7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to

pick people up.



8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can

shift to the bottom.



9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the

last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.



10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be

Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd

be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the

right buttons to push, he keeps trying.