Doing my best to not look gay

I was having a conversation with a friend and the topic of "looking gay" came up. So I decided to write a list demonstrating all the things I'm doing not to look gay.


1. I spend little to no time doing my hair each morning.
2. I've never worn a form fitting t-shirt.
3. I don't wear pink shirts.
4. I've never worn a sweater.
5. Dockers are only for when I need to dress up a little.
6. I have never accesorized my clothing with my shoes.
7. I only have shoes I need.
8. I've never had a funny lisp.
9. I do not willlingly wear tight pants.
10. I've never even been inside J-Crew.
11. I don't have any rainbow anything.
12. I don't drink iced chai like its going out of style.
13. I'm a good 40 pounds overweight and I eat huge burgers when I could east salad.

and last but not least...

14. I don't share anything but a handshake with others guys.



Thanks everyone...if you think of other things let me know.



BTW I got a new monitor for my computer. 19" of viewing pleasure. Long live Counter-Strike.