The military of God, Jr. High division.
HE WANTS YOU...to Join Jr. High Staff at EVBC.
Ok, so its shameless, but I don't care. We could really use more Jr. High staff at EVBC. Especially Godly guys that want to serve. Summer camp promos are in full swing so we expect that small groups will be growing again. And this year we are going to Sea World as part of summer camp, so we need more people just for crowd control issues.
So anyways, I am manifesting myself as the voice of God and telling you to JOIN UP NOW!!!!
DISCLAIMER:The writer of this blog claims no actual power of God other than that which is given to every believer at the moment of salvation. The writer does also not claim to know the particular will of God in this or any instance, except in the instances of WoW, in which the will of God is for the Horde to die. Repeatedly.
The writer of this blog does claim ultimate coolness and tags you with blog tag. You're it, no tagbacks.
8 comments:
sorry d00d, I'm committed elsewhere =)
Loved the disclaimer man, and way to do a shameless plug. For all who are reading, I don't care what JJ's disclaimer said, I talked to God personally and he wants you to join jr high staff; )
*writes down brent's special revelation and places it after Revelation*
lol
^^^^
Uberlol
Hysterical Case
I'm going to be joining staff... soon...
I wonder if this blog was targeted towards me?
hrrrmmm...
;)
Join Jr. High. We need it bad. High school has some groups 3-4 deep in staff. There are also groups with only 2 people in them. So yeah, I have 16 guys consistently.
So yeah, Jr.High.
Ahem, (clears throat) Jr. High
Did I mention that we needed Jr. High staff?
John, in case you didn't get the subtle hint from JJ, JOIN JR HIGH STAFF!
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