Soy milk is killing the youth of America!!!!!

Ok, the blog that I promised. Enjoy! :-)


Ok so first off I want to say that I hate soy milk. Why you ask? Well first it smells bad, especially when you steam it up. You might ask how I know this, well, I work for Starbucks and people ask us to make their drinks with soy. So we have to steam the milk so its hot for their coffee. Everytime I have to do this I have to smell the stuff, and it smells awful. Blech, I hate it. To add insult to injury, it tastes like somebody puked in a cup and then cooked it for you. I have an open mind and will try anything once. So one time I tried soy milk, and its bad. I can still taste it like 7 months later. That's just how putrid it is. To top it all off, soy milk is infact poison. Yes, I said poison. Soy milk has been processed so many times with so many chemicals that it is actually very unhealthy for you. I mean the stuff comes from beans! Think about it, they make they milk from BEANS!!! BEANS DON'T HAVE MILK IN THEM!!!! The only reason someone should ever consume soy milk is if they are lactose intolerant and they have no other way to get calcium for their body.

So as we can see, soy milk is killing the youth of America by poisoning their bodies.

Liberal thinking is also something that I hate. Liberalism is a plague. It is the scourge of this greatest nation on God's green earth. What exactly about liberal thinking is so deadly? Let's look at a few examples...Immigration:
We live in Arizona right? Immigration is a major issue in our state, illegal immigration specifically. Everyone agrees that something has to be done about how many illegal immigrants. There have been several initiatives recently that are designed at making life harder for illegal immigrants, Prop 200, the mintutemen etc. The liberals are opposed to these measures because they say that they limit the freedoms of legal immigrants and that they are vigilante efforts to retake the border from the government. Let's look at them just a little bit.

Prop. 200:
What it does: It makes certain government benefits unavailable to illegal immigrants by requiring people to provide proof of identification status before obtaining things like State welfare or voting. It also makes the Mexico issued IDs invalid for acquiring these services.
What this means: If you came to this country illegally you cannot get State welfare or vote in elections, you are also not able to obtain other benefits that come with citizenship.
Why liberals hate it: Because major portions of their constituency are illegal immigrants. If illegals can't vote then there is the potential that Arizona liberals can't get legislation passed and their agenda futhered.
Why is it necessary or at least helpful: Illegal immigrants could receive welfare from the state. This not only drains the welfare for AMERICANS, those who obeyed the rules in immigration, and those who truly need welfare because they have come across hard times (unemployment etc.).
A sad story regarding immigration: A pregnant woman who immigrated legally to the US with her husband and family is in a OB/GYN office. The doctor is explaining how much having the baby in the hospital will cost. Because these individuals cannot afford good or any health insurance they will have to pay for most of the costs themselves. In a discussion with their doctor, he mentions that its a shame they came here legally. Because if they were illegals, ALL THEIR HOSPITAL BILLS WOULD BE PAID FOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about things being backwards.

Another thing, the Minutemen,
Who are they: The Minutemen were a group of volunteers who watched over a section of the Arizona/Mexico border and reported potential illegal immigration activity to the Border patrol.
How effective was it?: Well, most people agree that the while the minutemen did not necessarily reduce the amount of illegal immigration they showed that a solution to the immigration problem is simply more people. The section of the border that minutemen patrolled showed a significant decrease in illegal immigration attempts. So if we had more people all across the the border, it could be assumed that illegal immigration would decrease.
Why liberals hate them: Because it shows that a few concerned citizens with enough guts to stand up to the left make a difference. And what we have been saying for years, more border patrol, would help solve the problem. Liberals hate being proved wrong, they also never admit defeat, they just take a different angles.

Here's another question, who invented soy milk? I don't know, but most things soy were created by crazy liberal wackos who don't want to eat meat. These are the same people who want to save the trees by inhibiting the development of our nation. So soy milk is killing the youth of America by poisoning their minds with liberalism.


Another point of interest.

I have been learning about hypocrisy recently. What is hypocrisy? Well...Webster says hypocrisy is, a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion. Hmm...sounds like hypocrisy can apply to believers quite easily. Well what specifically have I been reading to prompt me to look at hypocrisy, Romans 2. Romans 2 is all about judging. The whole, "judge not lest you be judged," comes pretty much directly from this chapter. Well if Romans 2 is about judging then how does it relate to hypocrisy? Simple.

Romans 2 is a warning to believers in Rome. Verse 1 really sums it up, Romans 2:1
"Therefore you are without excuse, every man of you who passes judgment, for in that you judge another, you condemn yourself; for you who judge practice the same things. "
This verse says that those who place a standard on others, will be held to the same standard that they hold others too. Why do we care? We care because this is the root of hypocrisy. How many times have I passed judgment on someone's behavior and turned around and done the same thing? The answer is a million plus 1. I tell people not to do things, or that they should do certain things, but I don't. I try and "encourage" people to read more and to play less video games or spend less time in stupid online forums. But I am just as bad, if not worse then everyone else at being disciplined about reading and studying God's word. The worst case in my life is with my Jr. Highers. I am a mentor to about 20 different boys in a Jr. High ministry at church and they look up to me and think that I'm cool. Oh yeah they sure do, I am worshipped as a demi-god among Jr. Highers. I am the bee's knees. (I'm being facetious of course, except about being cool. I am cool.) I try and help my Jr. Highers make good decisions by not seeing certain movies, or listening to certain music, but what do I do? I watch those movies and listen to that music. Talk about hypocrisy.

Well the first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have one, the second is complete surrender to Jesus and fall on our faces for forgiveness.

So back to soy milk, how do hypocrisy and soy milk relate? Let me tell you. As you all know, I work for the Bux. People gets drinks with soy milk, most of the time its because they are lactose intolerant. This basically means, for those who don't know, that dairy products make them extraordinarily sick. So someone orders a Tall Soy mocha. They do this because they can't have lactose, we then ask them if they still want whip cream, and they say, "Yes." Even though they are lactose intolerant. SEE HYPOCRISY!!!!! Therefore, soy milk is killing the youth of America by stimulating people to be hypocrites.

There ya go, a crazy plot to destroy the world. All started by soy milk.

- JJ


P.S. This message, while it does contain truth and some of what I really think, much of it is facetious. So, take it with a grain of salt. Or maybe two.